
Two posts in two days, I really am getting the hang of this again. And as if to make up for lost time, this one's a bit longer than usual, covering a five-day festival in its entirety. Enjoy!
Last year, for reasons I won't bore you with, I decided to take in the Horrorthon festival over the Halloween weekend in Dublin. The main motivation was that I fancied a horror festival and I'd never been to Ireland.
I was sceptical about the merits of Dublin since everyone I knew who had visited and loved it seemed to be primarily concerned with spending time in pubs getting wasted, which isn't really my thing (though I do make a point of visiting Toner's when I'm in town, for the sole reason that Sergio Leone short part of A FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE there).
As it turned out I loved Dublin and had a great time at the festival, so it was a no-brainer that I'd return this year (despite being at the Irish Film Institute just one month earlier for the Stranger Than Fiction festival - see earlier blog entry on that subject).
The opening film on the Thursday night was the Irish premiere of Korean movie THE HOST, which I've mentioned on more than one occasion before. I'll not go on about it much more here, since I spoke about it just last week, but suffice to say having already been at the British premiere I was more than happy to go to this screening too. Great fun, and I should also mention the short film that preceded it, Ciaran Foy's THE FAIRIES OF BLACKHEATH WOOD, a four-minute gem that got a deservedly good reaction from the audience.
This was followed by SNUFF MOVIE, a low-budget, post-modern oddity about a horror film legend who decides to make one last movie but makes it a little too realistic... or does he? The movie is a mixed bag - the plot is cleverly handled, building up to a fun twist at the end, but it lags in certain scenes throughout and seems to be trying a little too hard to shock. The early scenes, which have clearly been inspired by the Manson family's killing of Sharon Tate, are a little too close to the real thing to be anything other than bad taste.
Friday opened with a screening of FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2, which I confess was one of the highlights. I love the F13 movies, or at least the first seven anyway. Yeah, I know, it sounds a bit daft to say that a series like this only ran out of steam after its sixth sequel, but it's the truth. Part 8, JASON TAKES MANHATTAN was just wrong - Jason's got no business taking Manhattan, everyone knows he should be carving up campers by Crystal Lake.
Anyway, the guys at Horrorthon had shown the original movie last year, one of the main reasons I was interested, and followed it up with the second one this year and I was delighted. Now if they're going to follow it up next year, a 3D print would be nice.
Another "classic" came next, the adaptation of Stephen King's PET SEMATARY and oh dear, it has not aged well. It's just so... eighties. And not in a good way. The cast, largely unknown outside of TV these days, are pretty much all terrible, so much so that a scene in which a man sees his child killed actually ends up being hilarious. That's not a good sign, and the movie didn't get any better.
Things picked up again with FROSTBITE, a new vampire movie... from Sweden! In a town where winter sees endless hours without daylight, vampires naturally thrive - but Dracula these guys are not. To cut a long story short, a town is overrun by vampires with hilarious consequences. A blend of good humour and decent special effects does the job. Watch out for this one.
Next up we had three episodes of the MASTERS OF HORROR series. If you're not familiar with this TV series, the concept is simple - take a director associated with the horror genre, give them a couple of million dollars and a couple of weeks to shoot a TV movie, and let them get on with it. The series (whose first season aired in the UK earlier this year) received mixed reviews, with most episodes garnering more negatives than positives.
The first episode shown here however, John Landis's season one episode DEER WOMAN, illustrated an interesting point about the difference your viewing environment makes. When I saw this episode on TV I wasn't that impressed - it had its moments but nothing outstanding. Watching it with a packed cinema on the other hand, it was actually a lot of fun and I found myself laughing a lot more than I had first time round.
The other episodes were a couple of premieres from season two - Tobe Hooper's DAMNED THING was next, which features a reasonable lead performance by Sean Patrick Flannery and a general atmosphere of dread, but little else. Not too much of a surprise since Hooper's first season episode was an absolute turd. At least this one improved it.
This was followed by John Carpenter's season two episode, PRO-LIFE, starring Ron Perlman. I liked Carpenter's first season episode a lot, but this one is a real stinker. Aspects of Carpenter's best films are recycled to little effect, leaving you thinking how much better they were first time round, and leaving us with another unimpressive episode.
Friday night finished with a Euro gem from a couple decades ago, the hilariously-dubbed, so-bad-it's-good DEMONS, produced by Dario Argento and directed by Lamberto Bava (who turned up to introduce the film). A bunch of people get free tickets to the opening of a new fleapit cinema but of course there's always a catch with anything free. Next time anyone offers you a free cinema ticket, check the small print in case it says "warning, you might get locked inside the auditorium with a bunch of flesh-ripping cinema demons".
Saturday opening with LIE STILL, a low-budget British film about a haunted house. Or is it? To be honest, I don't care. This film was just plain dull.
Talking of dull, low-budget British films, the next screening didn't exactly excite me either. This was apparently the director's cut of DARKLANDS - I don't know how much is different but I don't feel the need to go and find out. Craig Fairbrass, who appeared on TV and then a few crap British films of the early 1990s, investigates strange goings on in Wales involving a local company, some dodgy rituals, a cliched plot and some really bad acting.
THE LOST wasn't really a horror film but I don't care as it was a distinct improvement over the two turkeys I'd just seen. Seedy goings on in a small town, mostly centering round a young man who killed a couple of young girls and was never caught, build up into a twisted finale of violence that isn't for the faint hearted.
Lamberto Bava returned to introduce his latest effort, THE TORTURER, next. I often find myself wondering what happened to all those Italian directors who used to make such classic horror in the late seventies and early eighties - if this piece of badly constructed, shot-on-video, cheap and nasty, mysogynistic trash is anything to go by it's not a great loss. DEMONS was so bad it's great; this is just so bad I'm not going to waste any more time talking about it.
Another couple of MASTERS OF HORROR season two episodes popped up next. John Landis's FAMILY, about a young couple who move in next to a psychopathic George Wendt, is another episode rife with humour and again was well-received by the packed audience, but will probably not fare as well on TV. The same fate, I suspect, awaits Dario Argento's PELTS starring Meatloaf (yes, Meatloaf) and cult movie icon John Saxon. It's an improvement on his first season episode but is still silly enough that it's unlikely to be hailed as a classic.
Saturday finished with GRIZZLY, a fantastic piece of trash cinema from the 70s, about a giant grizzly bear terrorising holiday makers - think JAWS but with a bear and you've pretty much got it. A perfect movie for the late night showing, it never fails to entertain (and what movies made in Hollywood these days would give you a graphic shot of a small child getting dismembered by a bear?). It's terrible but it's brilliant, and I really will have to pick up the DVD some time.
Sunday's proceedings began with COUNTESS DRACULA, one of the countless horror films churned out by Hammer in its glory days but far from one of the best. Ingrid Pitt spends half the film in old-age make-up and the other half looking her usual lovely self and, well, that's about it. She needs the blood of virgins to maintain her youth and I guess you can probably script the rest of the movie yourself. And to add insult to injury, she's not even got anything to do with Dracula, that's just a reference that gets shoehorned in at the end so that Hammer could feel justified in their shameless exploitation of the name.
Another couple of episodes of MASTERS OF HORROR followed - Brad Anderson's SOUNDS LIKE was flawed but better than most of the others, and for once edged more towards psychological horror than outright gore. Takashi Miike's episode IMPRINT on the other hand, was an over-the-top piece of craziness that made very little sense (not surprising if you've seen many of his films), had some bizarre acting (due to the Japanese/English language issues - and Billy Drago appeared to be acting in slow motion for the duration) and was not shown in the original run in the US due to being a little too controversial for network tastes. It's actually not that shocking compared to an awful lot of other things that get shown but there are certainly some moments that will have less hardened viewers reaching for the sickbag.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD was next on the programme, a rare chance to see the original classic on the big screen. If you're familiar with this film there's nothing I need to say; if you're not, then you really should make it your business to change that sitation. It's the father of all zombie movies, and no horror fan should miss it. Great film, great ending, great fun seeing it on the big screen finally.
This was followed by Horrorthon's "surprise movie", which turned out to be SEE NO EVIL, starring WWE's Kane. That probably tells you all you need to know about the film to be honest. It's not a good horror film by any stretch of the imagination and even taking out a couple of minutes of gore, it seems to belong to that group of horror films that believes scares are best manufactured by simply turning up the volume at opportune moments. Poor.
The Irish premiere of PAN'S LABYRINTH sold out fast, and I'd be willing to bet that the majority of the audience, if not all of them, went away happy. This adult fairy tale is another movie that I raved about last week. It's one of the best films of the year so far and it'll be really interesting to see whether this or Almodovar's VOLVER ends up as Spain's nod in the foreign language Oscar category next year.
From high art to low brow trash, Sunday finished with Bruno Mattei's CRUEL JAWS. Mattei is king of the rip-off, famed for his trashy early eighties movies that were cheap and nasty even by the standards of the already cheap and nasty genres he was working in (ZOMBI 3, ZOMBIE CREEPING FLESH and RATS: NIGHT OF TERROR are just three of his gems). This one is a lot more modern but no less shameless. It's cheap, it's badly acted, and it's an amalgam not only of ideas from other films (mostly the Jaws films) but also of footage and music that Mattei has has the gall to steal from other movies! This film is truly horrendous, one of the worst you'll ever see... so naturally it provided the late night audience in the IFI with an hour and a half of pure, unbridled cinematic joy.
GOING TO PIECES: THE RISE AND FALL OF THE SLASHER FILM was the first film on the final day. This documentary charts the rise of the slasher genre that found such infamy in the early 80s and for horror fans, particularly slasher-lovers (which I confess I am), it's fascinating. It's not without its flaws though - while mention is made of Mario Bava's influence, the makers gloss over the seminal BLACK CHRISTMAS, choosing instead to start with HALLOWEEN. A classic to be sure, but Bob Clark's seasonal chiller deserves more recognition. The other gripe is that many of the clips look like they've been taken from old VHS copies - surely in this day and age it wouldn't be too difficult to find some presentable materials. Still, any documentary that manages to mention (and interview the star of) SLEEPAWAY CAMP is okay in my book.
This documentary was paired with another, BAN THE SADIST VIDEOS PART 2, which followed last year's video nasty documentary with a look at the BBFC's rise in importance, the folly of the censorious zealout James Ferman, the ridiculous kneejerk policy proposals of the detestable MP David Alton, etc. Again, it's a fascinating film but also likely to leave many people feeling angry at the censorship laws we've been subjected to over the years (and in some cases still are).
What if killers like Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees were real? Wouldn't it be intersting to see a news crew get inside their head, follow them around, see how they plan their killing sprees? The comedic notion of a killer being followed around by a news crew is not entirely new (see also MAN BITES DOG, THE MAGICIAN) but what makes BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON unique is that it takes the same approach to the supernatural, force-of-nature type of killers that found fame in the infamous slashers of the early eighties.
So we have a camera crew follow Leslie as he explains his methods, how he picks his victims, who his "survivor girl" will be, why he has picked this particular date, etc. While probably a little too knowing for the casual viewer, anyone who is familiar with the formulae of slasher movies will get plenty of laughs from this movie's referential SCREAM-style post-modern japery.
THE DEVIL RIDES OUT provides is with more Hammer horror but once again it's far from being one of their stronger efforts. In fact, if pushed, I'd have to admit that it's rubbish. Some nonsense about devil worship or something like that just seems to be the peg upon which various shoddy set pieces are hung and by the end I was glad it was all over. Christopher Lee's a legend, but I'd wipe this one from his CV if I was him.
A horror festival wouldn't be complete without some Asian spookiness, so the penultimate film this time is the Korean CELLO - yep, they're really beginning to run out of household objects to make scary. There isn't too much to say about this without giving away the plot, so let's just say there's a car crash, a cello, some people dying and lots of people wandering about looking haunted. If you know Asian horror, you probably know what to expect by now - and if you don't there are far better films to start you off with.
The final film on Monday night was a 70mm screening of the classic POLTERGEIST, made back in the days when Tobe Hooper still made things that were worth watching. A few elements have dated but it remains a classic - and is guaranteed to leave you with Jerry Goldsmith's theme music stuck in your head as you leave the cinema.
And so endeth another festival and another trip to Dublin, with much fun had over the course of the week (hello to James and Peter if you're reading). It's fair to say I'll probably be back next year.
Mind you, I see Dublin's international film festival is usually around about March, so I guess I might not have to wait that much longer for my next excuse to return...
Next festival write-up: Cardiff - coming soon!
Labels: Film festivals, horror, Horrorthon